The Things I'll Do to Placate That Monkey

As my friend A would say, what a waste of your vision to look at this blog. But there's so much in the world to waste your vision on! Where to even start?
I hope I'll meet some people who say funny things and are willing to take to the streets to change the regime and who will turn me on to the best new swedish bands and twangy sounds and direct me to ecstatically delicious sandwiches. Oh, such fond hopes!