The Most Wonderful Friends in the World

I just received an email from dear Eaters' Rights pal, T. It was entitled "My sammich" and it went like this:

Let me tell you about it.

Toasted home-made bread
Soppressatta salami
Double cream St. Andre
Peppered turkey
Mustard and mayo
Lettuce

O, lord, please make it last!

Thanks for listening!

xo,

T

Notice his acknowledgment of the poignancy of the last few bites of a delicious sandwich. Has the end of any love affair been so bittersweet as the end of a perfect sandwich?